T-Shirts

This shirt should be worth $1400, but we aren't opportunistic capitalists who want nothing more than to steal your money. We just want you to look cool in our clothes and maybe get a few fit pics off. Go crazy bro.

Product Features:

• 100% Cotton
  
• Screenprint Graphic
  
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Will revitalize economy
  

Another $10 T-shirt. Another politician pissed off. Oh well. That's just what we do here at INFECT. Anyways, buy one of these t-shirts if you want to look cool this summer.

Product Features:

• 100% Cotton
  
• Screenprint Graphic
  
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Not going anywhere...
  

Our logo. Many different colors. A step up from your ordinary logo tee. It's an easy cop, if you ask me. But then again, I work for Infect - so I want everything. But bro, if you cop it...I'll get paid more!

Product Features:

• 100% Cotton
• Screenprint Graphic
  
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Very cool logo
  

THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 3-5 WEEKS FOR PRODUCTION.

Forgotten, but not gone. Some eras transcend time, and certain knowledge will stick with us forever. Only the most knowledgeable would wear this shirt, and only people like them can relate to this art print.

Product Features:

• 100% Cotton
  
• Screenprint Graphic
  
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• ...Revolutionary

The King is back! But, this time he's a hardcore punk and doesn't care what you have to say about him. He also has some opinions of his own you poser scum!

Product Features:

• 100% Cotton
• Screenprint Graphic
  
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Who doesn't love Elvis?
  

THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 3-5 WEEKS FOR PRODUCTION.

Hello? Can anybody hear me? Probably not. Nobody reads these product descriptions anyway. But if you are - this t-shirt is everything you've ever wanted (and more). Don't ask me how I know.

Product Features:

• 100% Cotton
• Screenprint Graphic
  
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Very Cool Graffiti Tag on T-Shirt Yes!

THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 3-5 WEEKS FOR PRODUCTION.

Being crucified sucks. Especially on big green dollar bills. That’s why we made this INFECT CO. “Money God” T-Shirt 100% Crucify-proof. Well, not really, but it’s still a dope tee. 

Product Features:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 2 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Something to die for!

We know...greedy politicians make your skin crawl. But this comfy ass INFECT CO. “Money Mitch” T-Shirt will have you crawling into it in no time.

Product Features:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 1 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Walk around with your least favorite politician!

Naw homie, you aren’t tripping. This INFECT CO. “LSD INFECTION” T-Shirt is as real as it gets. Like gravity…or Epstein faking his death. Wait what?

Product Features:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 3 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Disrespect to the D.A.R.E. program

There are only 3 guarantees in this life: death, taxes, and important sh*t not being covered on TV. Especially revolutions. But unlike TV, we got you covered with this INFECT CO “Televised Revolution” T-Shirt. One might say we’re…revolutionary. 

Product Features:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 2 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• A revolutionary addition to your wardrobe!

Fed up with the system? Yeah, us too. That’s why we made this INFECT CO “Defund The System” T-Shirt. No better way to out-system the system than by using the system against itself. Right? Right.

Product Features:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 1 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Evidence of funding us instead of the system!

Being crucified sucks. Especially on big green dollar bills. That’s why we made this INFECT CO. “Money God” Button-Up 100% Crucify-proof. Well, not really, but it’s still a dope shirt. 

Product Features:

• 100% Polyester Poplin
• Spread collar
• High definition printing colors
• Instantly makes you the swaggiest person in the room

Feeling stuck? Nothing a little retail therapy can’t fix! Just click this INFECT CO “Stuck on Earth” T-Shirt into your shopping cart and watch the magic happen. In mere seconds, you’ll forget about all of the impending doom right around the corner!

PRODUCT FEATURES:

• 6 OZ Champion Blank
• 100% Cotton
• 4 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free
• A big smiley earth dude

With the INFECT CO Travel Agency T-shirt, there isn't a place you can’t go! Even hell. Or the inside of the US capit- oh wait. Guess you don’t need the t-shirt for that, but you get the idea...

PRODUCT FEATURES:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 3 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• One hell of a design!

Hey, this is a logo tee. Not sure if you could tell, but it’s supposed to look retro. It’s an INFECT CO “Retro” Logo tee. Enjoy it, or don’t, but we hope you do. However, we don’t blame you if you don’t.

PRODUCT FEATURES:

• 200 GSM
• 100% Combed Cotton
• 1 Color Screenprint
• Manufactured Sweatshop Free 
• Our logo!